Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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