He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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