so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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