I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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