is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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