D3 body, D1 cock
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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