OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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