You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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