used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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