i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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