I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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