omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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