Got a toothbrush?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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