Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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