What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Randomize
