dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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