i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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