I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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