I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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