If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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