Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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