The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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