So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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