Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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