After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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