i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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