Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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