Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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