shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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