please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Let's paint friendship bongs
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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