Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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