My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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