Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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