they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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