i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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