After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Randomize
