Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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