The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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