nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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