I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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