Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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