so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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