whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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