Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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