My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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