All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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