I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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