i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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