Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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