What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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