I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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