he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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